All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let’s get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!

-Kurt Vonnegut

Stop SOPA/PIPA!

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A good argument in favor of marriage.

A good argument in favor of marriage.

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This Is the Story of How I Saved the World

Pull up a chair. Have a laugh. I’ve started writing. 

kellyoxford:

Holy shit is wish I’d thought of this in 1999. (worked at a local coffee shop. NOT a chain. YES that matters to me)
ianbroyles:

How to increase tips courtesy of Starbucks Sherman Oaks.


How to get tipped

kellyoxford:

Holy shit is wish I’d thought of this in 1999.
(worked at a local coffee shop. NOT a chain. YES that matters to me)

ianbroyles:

How to increase tips courtesy of Starbucks Sherman Oaks.

How to get tipped

ianbrooks:

Respect Your Elders by Andrew Best
Up for voting at splitreason. 
(via: it8bit)

ianbrooks:

Respect Your Elders by Andrew Best

Up for voting at splitreason

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY